Sweet, Sexy College Co-Ed for Hire
"Are you a college student?" asks the college student. Even though I am no longer a college student, I tell clients I am because, well, it sounds better. And it makes me sound younger, but not younger that this guy, who must be around 22 or 23 and acts it. Most of all it makes it sound like I actually have a financial need for my sex work, as if paying rent and bills wasn't enough.
"Are you in grad school?" he follows up, because I surely don't look or dress like an undergrad. Let's face it, I hate college students. I hated them when I was in school just a year or so back and I hate them now. I don't really want to resemble one or even act like one, or for that matter, hang out with them. Yes, I do have friends that are still in college and are very nice, but really, college students are irritating.
So why go out of the way to pretend that I'm one. Not only are clients obsessed with youth, they want to believe the money they're paying you is going to a good cause, like the furtherance of one's education and not someone drug habit or pimp-daddy boyfriend.
Sex work (mainly escorting) is actually a perfect job for college student. No need for a regular schedule to compete with study time...just work when you need to. Since you only work minimal hours, mostly at night, you have plenty of time for school and study during the day. Most college student are cute, young, and somewhat naive, but can carry on a conversation, just what clients want.
So I've decided to go to grad school...except I'm not enrolled yet. Nobody needs to know that, though. :P
"Are you in grad school?" he follows up, because I surely don't look or dress like an undergrad. Let's face it, I hate college students. I hated them when I was in school just a year or so back and I hate them now. I don't really want to resemble one or even act like one, or for that matter, hang out with them. Yes, I do have friends that are still in college and are very nice, but really, college students are irritating.
So why go out of the way to pretend that I'm one. Not only are clients obsessed with youth, they want to believe the money they're paying you is going to a good cause, like the furtherance of one's education and not someone drug habit or pimp-daddy boyfriend.
Sex work (mainly escorting) is actually a perfect job for college student. No need for a regular schedule to compete with study time...just work when you need to. Since you only work minimal hours, mostly at night, you have plenty of time for school and study during the day. Most college student are cute, young, and somewhat naive, but can carry on a conversation, just what clients want.
So I've decided to go to grad school...except I'm not enrolled yet. Nobody needs to know that, though. :P
posted by Serpentlibertine at
11:07 PM
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Most college student are cute, young, and somewhat naive, but can carry on a conversation, just what clients want.
So true. But then there are other clients who don't want naive or young... It works for some, but isn't the only 'type' desired. I'm sure you know that. :P
I really just wanted to say, "Hi!" as I followed your link at SK ;)
Ph, thanks so much! I will set up my links list someday soon and will surely add you too it.
If you need help with links or anything with blogger, I'll help you, just ask :) (My email is in my blogger profile and my profile at SK).
I added your link last night ;)
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